Thinking about my job

Still on vacation and wondering how things are going at work considering that my replacements are well someone who I once thought was an awesome cook,

I later learned that he was not all that he let on that he was and a newbie, that didn't listen to a damn thing I said when I trained her to do my job.

Oh what do I do for a living, you ask? I am a Cook, actually my title is Head Cook, but I think the title is a crock of shit. There is one other cook above me and that

Is the Lead Cook, the one that I thought at one time was awesome. I do more leading than he does, actually us other cooks have given him the title Glorified Soup Maker

And Floor Mopper because that really is all that he does but yet he gets credit for everything I cook. Eh Oh Well.

Last time I went on vacation I was pulled into the office my first day back and them wanting to know why certain stuff wasn't done or being cooked. HUH?? I have been

On vacation. How the hell would I know. So you see why I am kinda wondering how things are going. Oh who am I kidding, I spend a lot of time in the office getting

In trouble for something some one didn't do or something someone said.

I have never in my life worked for a place where the supervisors did no supervising. They eat, drink and smoke, oh and also read magazines and get paid a whole lot more money than I do.

They have no idea what each job consists of and who is to do what, which is one of the reasons I am always getting in trouble (99.9% of the time I can prove my

Case and win). You can go in there and say Billy Bob is suppose to do that and really it could be Sally Mae's job and not one of the supervisors would have any

Clue. They look to us to solve the problems, help with any situations that come up and sometimes want help trying to find a replacement for someone that calls in.

Oh well, hopefully one day opportunity will knock or I get my degree which ever comes first and I will be able to leave. I thought my previous job (fast food) was the

Worst place to work ever but I have to tell you, the people that I worked with there, had more class than the people I work with now

Just for giggles: Tidbits from the Job. Yes all these actually happened.

Co-worker: Fanning a Strawberry. "No honey, fanning a strawberry is not holding it up in front of a fan"

Co-worker: Can you show me how to measure 2 cups? "Umm Umm You're kidding me right?"

Co-Worker(Late Cook): How do I pan the Potato Crusted Cod? "Seriously? You open the box and put the fish in the pan and you've been working here how long?"

Ok that is all I am giving you for tonight and trust me there is a crap load more........